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M**ST (Bad Words Made Funny Book 3) Kindle Edition

by Virginia Johnson (Author), Shelby West (Editor) Format: Kindle Edition
4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 16 ratings
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*BAD LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL INNUENDOS* <-- WARNING Again... This is an informational and probably inaccurate guide to using the word MOIST. Please - Don't rage - You want to laugh for all of 15 minutes, and you know it. The only reason this book exists, is to help you find 15 minutes of laughter in an otherwise depressing day. Think nothing more of this $0.99 of entertainment ONLY! You have been warned - Don't rage! Have you heard the word MOIST and wanted to slap the smirk off of the person that was delivering the offensive descriptive statement? I have and I though to myself, "For all that's good and holy, say it in a different language so I have no idea what you are saying!" Fortunately for you, I have given you the translations to avoid being slapped. Unfortunately for me, they are going to have to use one of the other languages than the 40 that I have given you. There is only so much someone is meant to take when hearing this word. I have given you the insight to what a woman is really thinking when a man uses this word in the wrong context. You know what I mean. Enjoy!
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  5. Publication date
    July 17, 2017
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0741F2YWY
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (July 17, 2017)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 17, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 4915 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 51 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 16 ratings

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Virginia Johnson

Virginia Johnson

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A love for reading and writing is a new concept for Virginia.

Before the Twilight rave and a need to know the ending after Eclipse was released in theaters, Virginia preferred to watch the movie or convince a friend to read the book for her.

Needing to know the story of a random homeless man that she encountered on a freeway exit ramp, was the only reason she began writing in the first place.

Soulless Nights spawned from the unknown story and a dare from her friends.

She has had the pleasure of working with some of her favorite authors.

Street teams and beta reading were what led her to the world of writing.

She has released Soulless Nights, Vindicate, Expiate, Cessation, Always Never, Secondary Silence, Secondary Disaster, The Xmas Effect, The Blood of Abigail, Correcting Code 1.1, and the Bad Words Made Funny Series!

She recently released Night Tales Vol 1. Wich consist of 3 short stories featured in anthologies.

She also has co-written 3 books: Seraphines (Julia Clare) ,Bound by an Echo (Julia Clare) & Kepler: Humanity's Ark ( Kyle Perkins )

She is currently working on Correcting Code novella's

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Website: authorvirginiajohnson.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/AuthorVJohnson

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charmedchic24/

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Virginia-L-Johnson/e/B01E88KI5Q/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/VirginiaLeeJohnson

Customer reviews

4.2 out of 5 stars
4.2 out of 5
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Rebelle
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!
Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2017
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So ridiculously hilarious and oh so true! Grab a free pee pad and some tissues so you can pee yourself laughing and cry tears of joy from the truth pouring from these pages! Learn something about one of hose words that needn't ever be used! A classic!
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Lisa
5.0 out of 5 stars Moist....
Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2020
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So I learned from this book that she really hates the word moist 😂. Let me just leave you with moist moist moist...
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Jennifer P.
5.0 out of 5 stars The most moist thing I've read in ages!
Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2017
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What a delightful addition to this series of offensive words! My favorite part is the little annotations that go with some of the translations. I can't wait to see what word cums next?!
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Jennifer Richey
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Reviewed in the United States on September 25, 2017
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Another funny book 3 in different languages!!! It was funny to see it in different languages. I laughed so much reading through!!!
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Stacy Stewart
5.0 out of 5 stars Another 5 star book in this series
Reviewed in the United States on August 10, 2017
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Now will people finally stop using this word. It's just eww and makes people cringe. Well done Virginia. Can't wait for the next one.
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Victoria
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughing so hard
Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2017
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The intro to this book had me in tears laughing so hard! Great 5 minute read of how horrible this word is!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Bahaha
Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2017
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It's icky! That's all I got. It's icky, I will use this word way more in conversation since reading this book.
Icky!
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SHELBY
5.0 out of 5 stars Belly Laughs
Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2017
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Absolutely hilarious!!! This book has made my day & night!!! I look forward to reading more of this very funny series.
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